Friday, February 02, 2007

My life sucks


Why did they adopt me? What have I done to deserve this? I swear to god, if I had opposable thumbs, these assholes would be dead. DEAD, I tell you.

In my next life, I want to be a dog. They're too stupid to realize when they're being humiliated.

And now she's put my damned picture on the internet. You do realize that this means war, don't you, woman?

17 comments:

Penny said...

That is just too cute.

He looks so pissed.

Thanks. I needed to start my day off with a laugh.

nicolep said...

Awesome. This almost made me feel better today. I'm currently getting my ass kicked by a cold. Gross.

Oh, The Joys said...

Ha!

That kitty looks like she's a grandma.

Jenn said...

That is too funny! I love how pissed off he looks. Man I miss having cats!!

Mamma Sarah said...

Thanks for the giggle. Too funny! Hope kitty forgives you. Don't feel bad because I have 3 boy kitties and I do the same thing just to make myself laugh!

Lara said...

wow... that's, like, *exactly* the face i make when i first wake up in the mornings. EXACTLY. wow.

LauraJ said...

aww poor cat! He does look hillarious though! I once put A's baby clothes on my kitty. It was funny-and funnier to hear the giggles of an eight year old beside you. It's great stress relief! The cat wouldn't think so but they are cats and get over it quickly.

Shannon said...

Either that's a babushka or your cat has a toothache.

margaret said...

HAHAHAHAHA, that is hilarious! I used to put doll clothes on my kittens and it was so funny because they'd just flop over like they were paralyzed.

Rachel said...

:)

You don't know how that brightened up my evening...

Mrs. Chicky said...

One word of advice: Don't go to sleep tonight.

That cat looks like he could kill someone.

Scott K. Johnson said...

LOL!!!!

That's great!!

Angela said...

bwahahahahahaha

That is hilarious. He looks so pissed.

Laura said...

too funny.

Chris said...

Holy shit Julia thats freaking hillarious. I read it like 5 times. Thanks.:)

Kerri. said...

Funniest. Shit. Ever. My cats just ran like hell from the room because they're afraid they may be next. ;)

Jenny said...

*snort*

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Have you ever seen "Stuff on my cat"?

You need to send this in.