Just about every time I change The Bug, she slaps her crotch and yells "Bum!" really loudly. Yes, I know this is a little weird and no, I don't know where she got it from.
Recently, in an effort to get her to stop shrieking "Bum!" for all the neighbours to hear, I started correcting her.
"No, honey, that's your vagina."
Puzzled look and a pause.
"Oh. A vaginasaur! Raaaaaaaar!!"
(I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.)
She is woman, hear her vaginasaur.
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Oh. My. God.
Your kids are awesome!
TOO freaking hilarious!
That's funny as hell!!
My little niece (11) discovered the word vajayjay. We were flipping through channels and Oprah was talking about them.
*snort*
Whatever happened to crotch? Is that a guy thing?
Uh, that is pretty much AWESOME.
That's hysterical!
That almost makes the day I had worth it!
I'm sorry - I can't even think of anything to say at this point. ;-)
Raaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
ah yes. the mythical vaginasaur. making men cower in healthy fear every day.
You definitely can't make up the things kids say! Too funny!
It's the adorable moments that get you through the crazy times. At least I hope that's the case.
OMG.
That's a punchline ACHING for a sketch.
-J.
Out of the mouths of babes! That's hilarious.
Oh Lordy. I can't stop laughing. My kids slapped their bums and yelled "BUM!" too...but didn't go as far as "vagisaur!" too much. Glad you are writing all this down!!
This made me giggle. A lot.
So funny!
ha ha ha!!!! That def describes my area. ha ha!!!
roflmao!!!
Classic!
I'm so stealing that one from her!
Just awesome!!
Hugs!!
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