Thursday, August 07, 2008

I Win!

This is The Bug.



Cute, no? (Just say yes. She's ADORABLE, OK?)

The Scene:

Our apartment. Both toddlers are apparently sound asleep upstairs.

Cue massive thunder and lightning (because, hey, why not? It does it every. fucking. day. No lie. I don't know when Massachusetts got transported to the fucking Amazon, but enough is enough. Ark? Pah. We're gonna need a bigger boat.)

Bang! Smash! Boom! *massive flashes of lightning* The rain falls. Sideways. And hard.

From upstairs, a little voice yells:

"NO, main! No, no, no!"

More crashing, smashing and booming. More lightning.

"Stop it! You stop it. It maining. No more main!"

Ten minutes of her yelling at the rain and thunder and lightning.

Finally, it stops.

And then, that little voice yells again:

"I win!"

33 comments:

elizasmom said...

The Bug totally wins. And also, is cute!

daysgoby said...

I love the Bug. She is the cutest thing on two feet and the smahtest, too.

Ree said...

yay! she wins. In honor of the Olympics, give that girl the gold.

Traceytreasure said...

She wins my heart too! She is adorable!! Sorry about the main. It happens here in the summer too. I don't even have a decent tan this year!! Thanks for stopping by!! Hope your weekend is main free!! Hugs!! :)

Zazzy said...

Very adorable! That is way too cute. You need to submit that little story somewhere...

crazymumma said...

Thank her for giving the rain shit will ya? I am getting totally sick of it!

Whirlwind said...

That is so cute! I'm pretty sick of the afternoon storms as well.

SciFi Dad said...

Hahaha! That was awesome.

LauraJ said...

I can't believe she's 2 already!! Happy Birthday Bug!! And she's cute to boot!

Joke said...

Priceless!!!

-J.

Christine-Megan said...

Hahaha, that's hilarious.

And yes, adorable.

mapsgirl said...

That is so cute...just like the Bug!!

tata said...

Excellent story! What a doll!!!

floreksa said...

That is probably the cutest thing I have EVER read.

Scott K. Johnson said...

That made me smile. Adorable!

sandy shoes said...

LOVES it.

Also, holy crap. There was a TORNADO warning for your part of the world yesterday afternoon!

Lisa said...

TOO funny!

mamatulip said...

LOL. That is awesome.

Sara said...

Aww! Super cute!

Fairly Odd Mother said...

Awesome! She is too cute!

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

That is the cutest damn thing I've heard in a long time. And the Bug? SO freaking adorable.

lisabella said...

Very cute! Why do they have to grow up?
I hear ya on the storms. I think Massachusetts is suddenly Kansas, I'm feeling a little like Dorothy minus the snazzy red shoes.

Dea said...

Cutest EVER! OMG, how adorable!!! :D

Nicole P said...

Yay! Love the Bug. :)

Lea said...

Too freaking adorable!

Woke up this morning to more rain...it's the pits.

Kerri. said...

I love it. :D

Andrea said...

She's mighty powerful, that Bug.

Ms Picket To You said...

LOVE THAT! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

Deb said...

Love. This. Story.

Kelly said...

Hands down, one of the best kid stories I've ever heard. And yes, she is way cute.

the mama said...

oh.my.GAWD! she is SO your kid!

steppingoverthejunk said...

priceless. we deal with the same, RIGHT at bedtime, the storm comes. Then we are up for another hour. Araugh. Because we too, in fact, are in Massachusetts. I kind of forgot because this summer has seemed out of this world odd

kimmyk said...

Oh my gosh.
Tooo freakin' cute.

She wins. Hands down. Winner!

I love kid speak! Miss it too!