This is The Bug.
Cute, no? (Just say yes. She's ADORABLE, OK?)
The Scene:
Our apartment. Both toddlers are apparently sound asleep upstairs.
Cue massive thunder and lightning (because, hey, why not? It does it every. fucking. day. No lie. I don't know when Massachusetts got transported to the fucking Amazon, but enough is enough. Ark? Pah. We're gonna need a bigger boat.)
Bang! Smash! Boom! *massive flashes of lightning* The rain falls. Sideways. And hard.
From upstairs, a little voice yells:
"NO, main! No, no, no!"
More crashing, smashing and booming. More lightning.
"Stop it! You stop it. It maining. No more main!"
Ten minutes of her yelling at the rain and thunder and lightning.
Finally, it stops.
And then, that little voice yells again:
"I win!"
33 comments:
The Bug totally wins. And also, is cute!
I love the Bug. She is the cutest thing on two feet and the smahtest, too.
yay! she wins. In honor of the Olympics, give that girl the gold.
She wins my heart too! She is adorable!! Sorry about the main. It happens here in the summer too. I don't even have a decent tan this year!! Thanks for stopping by!! Hope your weekend is main free!! Hugs!! :)
Very adorable! That is way too cute. You need to submit that little story somewhere...
Thank her for giving the rain shit will ya? I am getting totally sick of it!
That is so cute! I'm pretty sick of the afternoon storms as well.
Hahaha! That was awesome.
I can't believe she's 2 already!! Happy Birthday Bug!! And she's cute to boot!
Priceless!!!
-J.
Hahaha, that's hilarious.
And yes, adorable.
That is so cute...just like the Bug!!
Excellent story! What a doll!!!
That is probably the cutest thing I have EVER read.
That made me smile. Adorable!
LOVES it.
Also, holy crap. There was a TORNADO warning for your part of the world yesterday afternoon!
TOO funny!
LOL. That is awesome.
Aww! Super cute!
Awesome! She is too cute!
That is the cutest damn thing I've heard in a long time. And the Bug? SO freaking adorable.
Very cute! Why do they have to grow up?
I hear ya on the storms. I think Massachusetts is suddenly Kansas, I'm feeling a little like Dorothy minus the snazzy red shoes.
Cutest EVER! OMG, how adorable!!! :D
Yay! Love the Bug. :)
Too freaking adorable!
Woke up this morning to more rain...it's the pits.
I love it. :D
She's mighty powerful, that Bug.
LOVE THAT! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
Love. This. Story.
Hands down, one of the best kid stories I've ever heard. And yes, she is way cute.
oh.my.GAWD! she is SO your kid!
priceless. we deal with the same, RIGHT at bedtime, the storm comes. Then we are up for another hour. Araugh. Because we too, in fact, are in Massachusetts. I kind of forgot because this summer has seemed out of this world odd
Oh my gosh.
Tooo freakin' cute.
She wins. Hands down. Winner!
I love kid speak! Miss it too!
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