Jamie posted this on her blog and it was so funny that I had to steal it (because the brain? She is still mush). Sorry about the ear-worminess of it.
Please note: This blog is dragging itself out of the dark abyss of pish and crawling insanely up to the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash.