...Ass-Licking, Butt-Fucking, Cum-Sucking Ghetto Skank.
Bet that got your attention.
I am shamelessly swiping this from Shannon because it cracked me up. And, I really, really like to swear. I'm pretty sure I was a sailor in a past life.
My in-laws are here this week, so my posting will probably be rather thin on the ground.
This song has nothing to do with the fact that my in-laws are here. They're actually quite nice and I don't have any complaints about them, other than the fact that they won't let us pay for anything, and if that's my biggest complaint, I'm very lucky.