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This blog is dragging itself out of the dark abyss of pish and crawling insanely up to the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash.
Little Miss thing says the top one is 'Bird, a hock' (hawk), pooh and then we have 'Chock-It' Now for a clock we have 'cock' and a frog is 'fuck'. Don't know why. We were going through a store and she had a book and yelled out 'What the fuck!' I asked her what was she talking about and she pointed to the picture of the frog and said 'fuck'.
Now my husband is evil. He told her to say the 'frog is on the clock'.... sigh...
Things I need in life:
- The Red Sox
- Books
- Lobster
- Cheesecake
- Pedantry
- Internet access
- Dry shoes
Things I want in life:
- To lose a bunch of pounds
- To get more things done
- The complete 27 volume set of the Oxford English Dictionary
Things I can cross off my list of "What I wish for in my lifetime":
- The Red Sox winning the World Series.
Things at the top of my wish list:
- A cure for diabetes
11 comments:
I wish a cock tastes like that when I lick it.
Whoa...that was crude of me.
Shannon!
... I completely agree...
Ladies!!! (Gasp...:0! )
I was thinking the same thing.
*snort*
Laughing too hard to make a witty comment!
Isn't that why chocolate sauce was invented?
Little Miss thing says the top one is 'Bird, a hock' (hawk), pooh and then we have 'Chock-It'
Now for a clock we have 'cock' and a frog is 'fuck'. Don't know why. We were going through a store and she had a book and yelled out 'What the fuck!' I asked her what was she talking about and she pointed to the picture of the frog and said 'fuck'.
Now my husband is evil. He told her to say the 'frog is on the clock'.... sigh...
Zazzy! Is that what the cat is licking in your profile pic? LMAO.
LOL you guys!
funniest post. ever!
lolol now i'm laughing even more...my verification word was xmild
Contact. a publisher. now.
Awesome.
The kid is the littles Ho ever, and I mean that as a compliment.
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