Last night I decided I'd had enough and went upstairs to take a shower.
I'd started to get undressed while waiting for the water to heat up but it was taking forever. As I stood there in my holey t-shirt, I realized that the banister in the hall was absolutely filthy, so I rummaged around under my sink looking for some sort of cleaning implement. I found a baggie with a few ancient baby wipes in them. Perfect. No mess, and baby wipes work great on those grubby little finger prints that my children delight in leaving all. over. the. house.
I was scrubbing away, taking great satisfaction in seeing the white paint again, smirking in an "I'll show you, dirt" kind of way when I stood up.
That's when I realized my naked, white ass had been level with the landing window.
The curtainless landing window.
The curtainless landing window that is about 6 feet away from our neighbor's bathroom window.
I'm never leaving my house again.