Thursday, May 29, 2008
Donut Eating Surrender Monkeys
Have you heard about this? How fucking ridiculous can you be? I mean, seriously. Rachel RAY. Rachel "I own the rights to the word Yummo" Ray?? Promoting terrorism by wearing a keffiyeh. Which isn't really a keffiyeh, but don't tell that to Michelle "The Terrorists Are Coming, The Terrorists Are Coming" Malkin.
What a tool. And shame on Dunkin' Donuts for pulling the ad.
Do you even know what a keffiyeh is, Michelle? It's a headdress worn by Arab men. It's not a terrorist scarf. It's a useful piece of clothing - it keeps the sand out of the mouth during a sandstorm. It keeps you warm in the cold weather, keeps you cool in the heat of the desert. The US and British military is using them right now in the desert in Iraq and Afghanistan. Are they also terrorists?
By Michelle Malkin's extrapolation, we should also not wear Irish sweaters, brown shirts or anything with a red star on it.
Rachel Ray. Ready to unleash her unbearable perkiness on an unsuspecting, unprepared world.
My eyes, they roll.