Swiped from Barren Albion.
1. What is something mom always says to you? "Get back in the living room."
2. What makes mom happy? "When I stay in the living room."
3. What makes mom sad? "When I get out of the living room."
4. How does your mom make you laugh? "When you tickle me."
5. What was your mom like as a child? *bites lips, looks confused*
6. How old is your mom? "10"
7. How tall is your mom? "Let me go get the measuring stick to tell."
8. What is her favorite thing to do? "Drive." (uh, no, it's just what I do a lot of.)
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? "Sleep on the couch with The Bug." (not every day, kid.)
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? "When you get married."
11. What is your mom really good at? "Driving." (heh)
12. What is your mom not very good at? "If you're not doing anything you get sad."
13. What does your mom do for her job? "You do your computer." (Too bad I can't get paid for having a close, personal relationship with my laptop.)
14. What is your mom's favorite food? "Salad." (Dood, what house do you live in? Salad??)
15. What makes you proud of your mom? "When you drive, it makes me proud."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? "You can be anything you want to be."
17. What do you and your mom do together? "We make something special for grammy."
18. How are you and your mom the same? "We both drive." (huh. Must check that odometer.)
19. How are you and your mom different? "We can be silly."
20. How do you know your mom loves you? "If you love me, if it's not Valentine's day, we cheer up." (oooookaaaay.)
21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? "Work." (Such a comedian.)