I am sure (oh, hell, I know, who are we kidding here) that I have broken promises to you and for that, I am sorry. I am sure that I will do it again and all I can offer, again, are my apologies, for whatever they're worth. I am human and we humans tend to fail, often and sometimes spectacularly.
But I can promise you two things, things that I will never back out of. Two promises that will never let you down.
I promise that I will always love you, no matter what. Even when you're driving me
Also, I promise that you will never be eaten by a dinosaur.
This post brought to you by The Bug's latest fear, which seems to involve dinosaurs lurking around every corner, just waiting to pounce.