Thursday, December 20, 2007

Five Things I Know I'm Not Getting For Christmas

Or, No Wonder People Find Me A Bit Odd.


I have long coveted this knife block. It makes me laugh.
Actually, it makes me chortle, which is a whole different kettle of ballgames than laughing.


I also find these doll head candle holders creepily appealing.
I spotted them on Blackbird's blog originally.


This just rocks.



Again with the twisted. I want these. If I had them, the bitten edges of the cookies would be dripping red icing. Preferably red gel icing (if there is such a thing).

And just because I can't resist a good pun....

14 comments:

LauraJ said...

that made me chortle too! and i love sick twisted humor! some folks don't get it and that's what i love about it, that they don't get it! but we do!! :D

The Hotfessional said...

That knife block! Oh, want, want, want. (And they do absolutely have red gel cake decorating stuff).

WI Mommy said...

he he he he!

talesofmy30s said...

Now I want that knife block.

And I already knew I wanted the cookie cutters.

momentsofwonderful said...

Put me down for the knife block, cookie cutters, and pie tin.

Boy, we are a twisted bunch!

Mrs. Chicky said...

I worry about you. ;)

Nicole P said...

X-mas cards not happening this year, but I am trying to get my Valentine Card list together - will you please send me address? - N

Patois said...

Those cookie cutters are a must. And that knife block is too sharp.

Kendra said...

Julia, these are all FANTASTIC. My favorites: the knife block, the cookie cutters, and the pi plate. I must confess to giving the creepy candle holders a second glance as well. Love it!

BookMomma said...

ARG!
Must... know... where to get... that... PIE PLATE!
And can I get it in time for Xmas??
Hubs would adore it.

sandy shoes said...

Must. Have. Pi. Plate.

sandy shoes said...

BookMamma, I googled the pi plate, it's at www.signals.com.

In time for Christmas though, that's doubtful.

kittenpie said...

I am LOVING the Pi plate! Is the knife block Alessi? I tlooks like his sort of thing. I have a bathtub plug from him that has a dead guy attached to it by a chain. It's called "Mister Suicide."

Kerri. said...

That knife block is too good to be true.