- It was 103 degrees today.
- It's too hot to hunt for the degree key code thingummy.
- I'm starting to have fantasies that involve freeze pops.
- I live in Massafuckingchusetts and it's early JUNE. It's not supposed to be this hot this early.
- But there's no such thing as global warming.
In other news, I am a little in love with Bill Moyers. Have you seen this?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lie on my bed, with the fan blowing on me, and dream of winter.