"And then she stood up in the stirrups...."

Things seem to be stirring a bit more regularly - I was up every half an hour all night with contractions. They weren't horrible, but they were painful and fairly regular, although, of course, they've slowed down a lot since I got up for the day. I don't even want to get into the ish-holy-sit-what-is-that?? situation going on, though. I've spoken to the midwife and she wants me to come up to the hospital, so we're heading up there in about an hour - have to wait for my mother to get here. And for me to eat the bacon and eggs TCBIM has very kindly cooked for me.

So cross your fingers that this is it. I can't even begin to tell you how sick and fucking tired I am of being pregnant.